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Canned Meat Unicorn Plush

Canned Meat Unicorn Plush @ Entertainment Earth

USD 12.99
14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience! Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland. Okay, for real: You can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn plush in a can! Take home these 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience! Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland, there are crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of calcium. It tastes like rotisserie chicken, but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness. Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more. This sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties! Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol. Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses! Okay, for real: You can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn plush in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside, so no can opener needed. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled, and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat!
Canned Yeti Meat Plush

Canned Yeti Meat Plush @ Newegg.com

USD 15.99
Canned Yeti Meat Plush Age: Adult Gender: Unisex
Dragon Plush Toy

Dragon Plush Toy @ Entertainment Earth

USD 49.99
This dramatic plush dragon extends an open invitation to flights of fancy! With quality construction and great attention to imaginative details, vibrant colors and whimsical styling make this an awesome dragon! Measures about 33-inches long x 23-inches wide x 12-inches tall. Ages 3 and up.
Dragon Quest Slime Plush

Dragon Quest Slime Plush @ Entertainment Earth

USD 23.99
Take home the mascot of the Dragon Quest for cuddles! This Dragon Quest Slime Plush features the well-known smiling sludge as seen in the hit video game series, Dragon Quest! Standing about 6-inches tall x 6-inches wide, this plush is made with a 100% polyester fabric shell and cotton filling.
Buffalo Canned Critter

Buffalo Canned Critter @ Animal Den

USD 13.00
Nothing beats the exceptional look and quality of our Buffalo Plush Animal. Among the finest made, you will be provided with great satisfaction and long lasting enjoyment. Why not pamper yourself or give a loved one a Buffalo gift to show them how much you care. The Buffalo Plush Animal will make the perfect gift for any Buffalo lover. Shop with confidence, because all products come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Click over now to see the big selection of Buffalo gifts we offer.
Polar Bear Canned Critter

Polar Bear Canned Critter @ Animal Den

USD 13.00
Nothing beats the exceptional look and quality of our Polar Bear Plush Animal. Among the finest made, you will be provided with great satisfaction and long lasting enjoyment. Why not pamper yourself or give a loved one a Polar Bear gift to show them how much you care. The Polar Bear Plush Animal will make the perfect gift for any Polar Bear lover. Shop with confidence, because all products come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Click over now to see the big selection of Polar Bear gifts we offer.
Grizzly Bear Canned Critter

Grizzly Bear Canned Critter @ Animal Den

USD 13.00
Nothing beats the exceptional look and quality of our Grizzly Bear Plush Animal. Among the finest made, you will be provided with great satisfaction and long lasting enjoyment. Why not pamper yourself or give a loved one a Grizzly Bear gift to show them how much you care. The Grizzly Bear Plush Animal will make the perfect gift for any Grizzly Bear lover. Shop with confidence, because all products come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Click over now to see the big selection of Grizzly Bear gifts we offer.
Beaver Canned Critter

Beaver Canned Critter @ Animal Den

USD 13.00
Nothing beats the exceptional look and quality of our Beaver Plush Animal. Among the finest made, you will be provided with great satisfaction and long lasting enjoyment. Why not pamper yourself or give a loved one a Beaver gift to show them how much you care. The Beaver Plush Animal will make the perfect gift for any Beaver lover. Shop with confidence, because all products come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Click over now to see the big selection of Beaver gifts we offer.
Moose Canned Critter

Moose Canned Critter @ Animal Den

USD 13.00
Nothing beats the exceptional look and quality of our Moose Plush Animal. Among the finest made, you will be provided with great satisfaction and long lasting enjoyment. Why not pamper yourself or give a loved one a Moose gift to show them how much you care. The Moose Plush Animal will make the perfect gift for any Moose lover. Shop with confidence, because all products come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Click over now to see the big selection of Moose gifts we offer.
Siberian Husky Canned Critter

Siberian Husky Canned Critter @ Animal Den

USD 13.00
Nothing beats the exceptional look and quality of our Siberian Husky Plush Animal. Among the finest made, you will be provided with great satisfaction and long lasting enjoyment. Why not pamper yourself or give a loved one a Siberian Husky gift to show them how much you care. The Siberian Husky Plush Animal will make the perfect gift for any Siberian Husky lover. Shop with confidence, because all products come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Click over now to see the big selection of Siberian Husky gifts we offer.