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Canned Meat Unicorn Plush

Canned Meat Unicorn Plush @ Entertainment Earth

USD 12.99
14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience! Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland. Okay, for real: You can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn plush in a can! Take home these 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience! Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland, there are crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of calcium. It tastes like rotisserie chicken, but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness. Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more. This sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties! Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol. Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses! Okay, for real: You can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn plush in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside, so no can opener needed. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled, and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat!
Canned Dragon Meat Plush

Canned Dragon Meat Plush @ Newegg.com

USD 18.99
Canned Dragon Meat Plush Size: 4-inches in diameter Characters: Fantasy Gender: Unisex
Canned Yeti Meat Plush

Canned Yeti Meat Plush @ Newegg.com

USD 15.99
Canned Yeti Meat Plush Age: Adult Gender: Unisex
Canned Pratical Joke Unicorn Meat

Canned Pratical Joke Unicorn Meat @ Newegg.com

USD 38.53
Canned Pratical Joke Unicorn Meat Type: Novelties & Gifts Theme: Animals
Ride-On Plush Unicorn

Ride-On Plush Unicorn @ ABaby.com

USD 596.00
A Fantasy Adventure Bring this mythical creature into your home Your children will love the soft plush body and with the sturdy light weight steel frame they can even get a pretend ride Artists hand sew the coat inside out which allows them to create effects like muscle tone and other features that make the animal so life like Each piece has its own personality and a tag describing in detail its lifestyle Holds up to 150 lb
Unicorn Plush Pink Unicorn Costume Hat

Unicorn Plush Pink Unicorn Costume Hat @ Newegg.com

USD 23.99
Unicorn Plush Pink Unicorn Costume Hat Age: Kids Gender: Unisex
Grumpy Cat Unicorn Beanbag Plush

Grumpy Cat Unicorn Beanbag Plush @ Entertainment Earth

USD 12.99
It's not easy being grumpy. The Grumpy Cat Unicorn Beanbag Plush features Grumpy Cat dressed up like a mythical unicorn. Complete with a sparkly plush horn as well as a pink mane. The internet's favorite furball has never looked so approachable... quick - it won't last! Measures approximately 5-inches tall. Ages 1 and up.
Melissa & Doug Misty Unicorn Plush

Melissa & Doug Misty Unicorn Plush @ Newegg.com

USD 14.05
Melissa Pets Color: White Gender: Female Age: Child
Melissa & Doug Misty Unicorn Plush

Melissa & Doug Misty Unicorn Plush @ Newegg.com

USD 14.29
Melissa Pets Color: White Gender: Female Age: Child
Buffalo Canned Critter

Buffalo Canned Critter @ Animal Den

USD 13.00
Nothing beats the exceptional look and quality of our Buffalo Plush Animal. Among the finest made, you will be provided with great satisfaction and long lasting enjoyment. Why not pamper yourself or give a loved one a Buffalo gift to show them how much you care. The Buffalo Plush Animal will make the perfect gift for any Buffalo lover. Shop with confidence, because all products come with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Click over now to see the big selection of Buffalo gifts we offer.